Thursday, November 25, 2010

Alternative To Script X

Korean for Dummies: You can speak it too!

Everyone can speak Korean. It's a really simple and intuitive language. If you watch k-dramas you can quickly pick up the basic vocabulary.
This way you'll be able to order a portion of Kimchi in you favourite Korea (but the Northern one is not recommended).
Or you can talk on busses about other people without being understood.

Let's have an example:

You are on the bus with your friends. You and, let's say... [info] pseuglam , are facing towards the rear end of the bus, while the ramaining friend (a random name may be Megha) is facing you the other verse. 

Suddenly, rides on the bus the exact copy of Izma (the Emperor's new Groove), an old lady covered in wrinkles and with light blue eyeshadow, not only on her eyes, but on her dark circles as well.

You and Pseuglam are trying with all your might not to break a rib by not laughing and Megha eyes you interrogatively because she can't see.

How can you make her understand?
This is how the scene should work out:

You: Mimashitaka? (Grr. Sometimes you cannot pick korean vocabulary fast enough)
Megha: Aniyo, Nugu?
You: Err... Ahjumma.
Pseuglam: Ahjumma, ahjumma G-Dragon.

By now Megha understands that the old lady was wearing abnormal clothes/make-up and you can all laugh together while the rest of the passengers and the ahjumma watches you with despise.

MBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


Also, we should make this guy and that Crocker Britney-stalker guy meet. They'll fall in love, have ugly fanbabies, and hopefully disappear from the internet. 

Friday, October 22, 2010

Purple Highlights On Light Brown Hair

KPOP and Smurfs.



See JoKwon in all his gay joyful glory. 






http://twitpic.com/2zi96w  and http://twitpic.com/2zi95m

http://www.youtube.com/user/simonandmartina  Watch the Lucifer and Turn it up and Shut up commentaries.

EMYYYYYYY!!!!!:
http://twitpic.com/2zobf3  PLZ DON't HATE  HER HIM!

Oh God... Jaejoong has been studying Japanese for how many years? How can he come up with this ?

"Kyou yokunai kotoga okotte ..sumimaseng ...mata lenraku simas.. "
FAIL . His twitter name is mjjeje.

THE SMURF MOVIE. (no, it's not another Big Bang CM. It's an Hollywood movie)
 



Ok, I lied. A new Big Bang/Smurf CM came out too...


Also, Johnny Depp to be the seiyuu (What was the english word for "doppiatore"?) to a new Hollywood animation movie:
I can't wait to see it.

Mmm I don't have anything else to say. Bye!

Friday, October 15, 2010

Salmon Patties With No Eggs

Macros ... They are BACK. Japan Post


Ok... How long has it been since I posted my macros? Too fucking much.
And I was quite prolific.

So I'll post the ones I find funnier. For the rest, just stalker my photobucket: http://s852.photobucket.com/home/makiyoyoyaoi


kpop,macros,Super Junior,Zhoumi  
kpop,macros,Super Junior,Donghae    

Heechul,Super Junior,macros  
Super Junior,macros,Ryeowook,Hangeng,Siwon  
Super Junior,macros,Siwon,Shisus  
Super Junior,macros,Siwon  

macros,kpop,DBSK,TVXQ,Yunho

Yunho,DBSK,TVXQ,twilight  

SHINee,macros

SHINee,macros,Onew

SHINee,macros,Onew,Tofuho  

2AM,2PM,Jokwon,Chansung,macros,kpop

2AM,2PM,Jokwon,Chansung,macros,kpop  
(I never realised JoKwon/Chansung was so popular...)

Big Bang,G-Dragon,macros

macros,kpop,Big Bang,Taeyang,TOP,Seungri,G-Dragon,Daesung  

Macros & Captions,SHINee,Onew

Onew - pupo

Kyuhyun - osteria

Minho Victoria Luna Onew - droga
(I'll soon make an english version of this one.)


[info] pseuglam   and Megha think that this is my masterpiece:
kpop,macros,Super Junior,Eunhyuk,Donghae,Leeteuk

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