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Korean for Dummies: You can speak it too!

Everyone can speak Korean. It's a really simple and intuitive language. If you watch k-dramas you can quickly pick up the basic vocabulary.
This way you'll be able to order a portion of Kimchi in you favourite Korea (but the Northern one is not recommended).
Or you can talk on busses about other people without being understood.

Let's have an example:

You are on the bus with your friends. You and, let's say... pseuglam , are facing towards the rear end of the bus, while the ramaining friend (a random name may be Megha) is facing you the other verse. 

Suddenly, rides on the bus the exact copy of Izma (the Emperor's new Groove), an old lady covered in wrinkles and with light blue eyeshadow, not only on her eyes, but on her dark circles as well.

You and Pseuglam are trying with all your might not to break a rib by not laughing and Megha eyes you interrogatively because she can't see.

How can you make her understand?
This is how the scene should work out:

You: Mimashitaka? (Grr. Sometimes you cannot pick korean vocabulary fast enough)
Megha: Aniyo, Nugu?
You: Err... Ahjumma.
Pseuglam: Ahjumma, ahjumma G-Dragon.

By now Megha understands that the old lady was wearing abnormal clothes/make-up and you can all laugh together while the rest of the passengers and the ahjumma watches you with despise.

MBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


Also, we should make this guy and that Crocker Britney-stalker guy meet. They'll fall in love, have ugly fanbabies, and hopefully disappear from the internet. 

Purple Highlights On Light Brown Hair

KPOP and Smurfs.

See JoKwon in all his gay joyful glory. 






http://twitpic.com/2zi96w  and http://twitpic.com/2zi95m

http://www.youtube.com/user/simonandmartina  Watch the Lucifer and Turn it up and Shut up commentaries.

EMYYYYYYY!!!!!:
http://twitpic.com/2zobf3  PLZ DON't HATE  HER HIM!

Oh God... Jaejoong has been studying Japanese for how many years? How can he come up with this ?

"Kyou yokunai kotoga okotte ..sumimaseng ...mata lenraku simas.. "
FAIL . His twitter name is mjjeje.

THE SMURF MOVIE. (no, it's not another Big Bang CM. It's an Hollywood movie)
 

Ok, I lied. A new Big Bang/Smurf CM came out too...


Also, Johnny Depp to be the seiyuu (What was the english word for "doppiatore"?) to a new Hollywood animation movie:
I can't wait to see it.

Mmm I don't have anything else to say. Bye!

Salmon Patties With No Eggs

Macros ... They are BACK. Japan Post


Ok... How long has it been since I posted my macros? Too fucking much.
And I was quite prolific.

So I'll post the ones I find funnier. For the rest, just stalker my photobucket: http://s852.photobucket.com/home/makiyoyoyaoi


 
   

 
 
 
 



 





 



 
(I never realised JoKwon/Chansung was so popular...)



 








(I'll soon make an english version of this one.)


pseuglam   and Megha think that this is my masterpiece:


Comments are appreciated but not necessary.

What Color Shirt And Tie With A Grey Suit

pt1

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Shisus ... I think it's finally come forward to starting a mega post of doom from Japan ...

Example of Yellow Cars Jappiche:


2 fujoshi interesting café for us (I suppose we were together with the prof then we have not dared to get too close to not look bad ...)



Amitaka to Ghibli Museum (where it was not allowed to take pictures, so here's the giant Totorone entrance):


The window that I broke (and here I urge a bit 'of explanation ... You know my dear children, that Japan is THE HOMELAND OF GIANT INSECTS. So I was on the terrace of laundry waiting for her to finish the washing machine without die from the heat, when suddenly, I am pleased that the place is full of cockroaches.
Surprise discovery and the thought that Yesung, the collector of insects, there would have been fine, fled in the shit.
But I did not come to terms with the landlord. Or better. With the window I thought you left open, but which, being transparent, seems to be open. So
PATATRACCHETE. My knee has a close encounter with the glass. The two fall in love and decide to sugellare their union with bloodshed.
I wanted instead to join fygo what the reception, but contrary to the name did not seem receptive)


Examples of Engrish (the second photo is courtesy of emy_marshall ):



A cat that seems to come out of Alice in Wonderland:


"Someone is watching you":


I wanted to be on these aircraft ....:




UN PESCE GATTO BELLISSIMO!


Beh, sentite. Continuo domani.

Caramel Apple Station

SUPER JUNIOR IN ITALY


FUCKING SUPER JUNIOR IN ITALY

I know. I should be preparing my mega post of doom from Japan, posting macros, checking friend pages... but

SUPER JUNIOR IN ITALY
I mean... DAMN.


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I read this news today while I was at my University Campus, and I literally SCREAMED. Like, other people were eyeing me nervously pondering about forcing me in a strait jacket.

And I murmured to my friend emy_marshall   next to me:

Leeteuk, Kyuhyun, Donghae, Eunhyuk  and Ryeowook, are coming to Italy.

If God (or Shisus) really cares about me He's going to make sure they go to Parma or Bologna.
*BRB Busy Praying*

Oh my. Even SHINee's comeback goes on the background for this. AND TAEMIN'S HAIR IS FRICKING PINK .
Also, I'll just ignore their clothes, or else my good mood may vanish.

I may edit this later. When my sanity is back.

Cartoons Mixed Wrestling

From Japan, with fury

Oooooook, I'm alive and.... I'M IN JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Ok, this post is just something to prove that I exist in this world.
It's wonderful, (awfully hot mind you) but nonetheless marvelous.

The otaku within me squeals at every street corner. The sight of japanese schoolgirls (and even more, japanese ikemens...) gets the best out of me....

Oh, I already saw 43654862367 posters of NEWS, Yamapi, SMAP, Hey Say Jump and strangely not so many of  Arashi...

I have a very important dilemma. I have to choose between the single plus dvd of Break Out by Tohoshinki, and the new SHINee album Lucifer.... My soul is torn by this...

My friend emy_marshall   feels my pain.

Goodbye! I'll post photos the next time!

Aurevoir!

Can Iron Tablets Turn Your Poo Dark Green?

Loverholic / Robotronic. Her whisper is the LUCIFER.


Io l'avevo detto che facevo un post sclero quando usciva l'MV.

OHGODGODGODGODGODGOD! WAAHAHAHHSHHJSGnfd ktgvdrn,fg,driòon

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT CAME OUT IT CAME OUT OH YEAH TOM BABY YES JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMP YEAH SUCCESS!

OH GOD, TAEMIN IS A REALLY HOT CHICK OH THE HAIR OH THE MOVES!

JONGHYUN BRINGS SEXY BACK YEAHYEAHYEAH!

ONEW UR HAIR IS WAY TOO DORKY BUT U R WONDERFUL BOY!
Sorry for the capslock frenzy, now I'm calm.

I really have nothing to say to Minho other than, I'm sorry for your injury but I really wish you still had long hair.

And the same goes to Key.
Key... I cry when I see you... Stylists noonas managed to repeat the disastrous Sungmin accident of Don't Don...

But hell, the song is GREAT. Actually the whole album is pretty good. Not so many ballads and so much 리드메. I only got rid of two songs from a total of 13.



Obviously the choreography has is "no no" moments, and I'm spotting a Ring Ding Dong movement at 1:14.

And I'm really, really perplexed at 1:45.

I wonder what kind of animal is living on Onew's back at 2:20

AH!!! Here it is, the no no moment! 3:12, long live to the disco!

And from the "Thanks To" section of SHINee's album :

Jonghyun
Sica noona, the method to put an elephant in the fridge is?? ke

 
BLING   BLING   I LOVE  YOU!

If you want to lose ur mind try scrolling down the comments here:
http://community.livejournal.com/omonatheydidnt/3866106.html
EDIT: and here:
http://community.livejournal.com/omonatheydidnt/3868260.html

AND this song is amazing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJbOe5pI8Sg
Oh yes, and compliments to Hangeng His first concert only. Disappears EVERYTHING BUT IN RESPECT OF THIS COMEBACK.

Imagenes De Pokemon Blue

KEYYY!? WAE?? Super Junior

ready for a post sclero when it comes out the MV itself.

Meanwhile, enjoy this:


Minho (without praise nor disgrace, nay, infamous), Taemin (makes me a lesbian, in the sense that I want to have sex with her), Jonghyun (Dayuma BOY! I'd tap that), Onew (the fringe is a bit 'too much 90 years ... But still managed to make me drool), and ...

KEY . who the fuck DID YOU PLAY WITH THE SCISSORS? Indeed no, I refuse to believe that you had to do with this mess schifido. RUN FROM THE STYLIST
NOONAS! I'm just jealous of your beauty!

forget the horror and let's have a laugh at the expense of Siwon.







To Battle of Wits, Hong Kong film of 2006 with our beautiful ... Shisus
Horrible plastic cooler that hair? And at that time had not yet shaved eyebrows, so we can feel the full power of Shibrows.

Expect some other macro, because the movie I have not finished watching ...

TWITTER THE CHINESE ZHOUMI is a constant source of joy. (Courtesy of pseuglam )




They left the trailer and interview the actors of blunders 3 of the Rings:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqCqrUJKWsc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHIE9Xn9l38

MY DAD FOR A LITTLE 'CI He believed. Then I burst out laughing ....
http://www.google.com/mentalplex/

Best Prosummer Camcorder

macros (read the previous post) Still

cultured Quote from Emperor's New Groove









(I feel the strong need to go to confession ...)






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This is for Vicky, she understands everything it was written.