The Funniest Wedding Wording

TEN


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Sookie's screams had faded, but his teeth chattered and she kept her eyes wide open, as a fall catatonic state that shortly before Eric had feared. Letting himself be guided only by smell and by logic, Eric spotted what must have been the door of his bedroom, as bearing the smell more than anything else in the house, opened the Sookie and deposited, still wrapped in the cloak of Raistan on the big white bed in the middle of the room. Violent chills continued to shake.
Eric felt the legs and feet sticking out from the long black leather jacket, do not feel its warmth, and if it felt he was a being cold-blooded, it meant that they were frozen.

Hypothermia.

The trouble was that there was little he could do for her.
Of course, it could heat it with the warmth of her body, right? Then he had an idea. Unbuttoned his coat and shooting arm, trying to pay no attention to the fact that she was now again completely naked. If had stopped to think about it, would surely have done something wrong and was not the time to do things wrong. The weight carried to another door opening in one wall of the bedroom: his intuition was right, that was the bathroom.

hot water. They say work.

We hope so, while holding Sookie with his arm, opened his shower cabins and rotated to the bottom of the red knob. A jet of cold water first, then more hot, roaring from the dispenser. Sookie, hearing the noise, began to cry softly. Eric put out a hand to control the temperature.

should be warm but not hot. Hell, I do not want mica burns! Why are we so insensitive to temperature changes?

cursed between his teeth his inability to judge the boiling water. Then he decided it was time to groped and tried to break away from the neck into the arms of Sookie.
She rebelled, and began kicking and clinging to her hair with her fingers.
-No! Water! No! No! - Screamed.
- He 'quiet ... hey ... I just want to curse ... Sookie, it's okay! Needless
: she seemed overcome by a sudden panic attack.
- not water! No! Not again! Do not leave me! Do not throw me in the water! They will kill me! kill me!

Eric sighed. At that point, there was only one thing to do. After all, his clothes were already wet. Holding Sookie, got rid of his shoes and entered the cabin under running hot water.


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Pam screamed intoxicated. ... Maybe years had passed since his last intimate contact with an exponent the male, so when Raistan penetrated the felt pain for a moment. This, of course, did nothing but bring his excitement at the stars.
Please do not tell me you're doing fucking in the mud by this arrogant Dutch! indignantly exclaimed the little voice in his head.
She 'Shut up for once , she answered even more and shook his legs around his waist to Raistan, sinking her nails into his back and lifting the dock to hear him go even deeper.

- And I thought I was a lesbian - said Raistan settling a boost.
- I am, you idiot! - She said.
Raistan grabbed her by the hair by turning the head to the side and bit his throat, taking a breath sound of his blood.
- Do not call me an idiot - he breathed in his ear.
He heard her shudder beneath him and realized he was surprised with a chuckle. A moment later she had pushed him away with incredible strength and he found himself upside down, with his pants down, amid the tombstones.
Pam continued to giggle, and jump up. It was a vision to scream, as he was completely naked. A blonde Valkyrie, and plenty of skin from the breast that looked pearly white in the moonlight. Raistan licked the canines, composing and getting rid once and for all of his jeans.
- Catch me if you can - Pam laughed and jumped into the thick vegetation.
- Damn - he muttered, then did the same.

few minutes later she was back legs clinging to his pelvis, and shoulders against the trunk of a tree.
- Northman I bet you will turn in a stew, find that when I fucked her offspring - he whispered in my ear.
- di Non. Eric ... you worry about Sookie will be doing at this hour ...


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Eric was reflecting bitterly on the fact that, first of all that bad adventure had a slight chance of being Sookie, now it was pulverized. And this was to thank the friendly fairies. The girl was so traumatized that he would never again be allowed to touch a male human or vampire to be. He could not blame her much, but it gnawed at him, and how if gnawed. Again, we toyed for a moment to inflict tremendous mental torture to Bill Compton, who had plucked a flower so valuable and, ultimately, failed to ensure that no one else would steal him. He clenched his jaw and ordered him to stop with these petty thoughts, time to abuse Compton would come and maybe, with a lot of patience, but Sookie would let her go one day.

she had finally calmed down. Now do not cry anymore, but continued to make occasional hiccups jump. Even the trembling of her body had subsided. Eric was crouched on the shower tray and held her between his legs and arms, with his back pressed against his chest. It seemed an effective tactic to make her feel better. The rested his chin against his shoulder and stroked her hair soaked, enjoying the warm sound of the water that rained on him and beat them both, finally calm and regular in his heart. After all, it was not so bad. He did not need sex.
course, if Pam had chosen another time to get Van Hoeck, would have been better. Eric felt any sense of both, through the blood bond. He could even feel the tremors of orgasm, which makes it not exactly easy to control, especially considering the fact that Sookie was naked in his arms.

- How are you? - Whispered in your ear.
Sookie nodded weakly.
- I will not be the same as before, never again - he said.
- it will be, however. You have resisted. You are strong and courageous. Just as I thought.
She shook her head and touched the tip of the fingers which had mangled the flesh instead of the cheek, once round and smooth. A single large tear slipped down from the eye.
- The wounds heal. I'll make you heal me, Sookie ... Return beautiful as before.
- Eric ...
This was followed by a series of words mumbled a voice so low and so hasty that he could not to grasp its significance even with his super hearing.
- What?
- Mi ... on ... you give your blood?

Well, that yes it was a turning point. Sookie asking him to feed her. It had changed things, in a matter of hours ... I

the canines are automatically extended by pinching the inside edge of the lip. Did not need to repeat twice and did not want to give it time to change your mind. He raised his left arm and bit his wrist to the bottom, then handed it to Sookie. She clasped his hands and had only a moment's hesitation, then place the mouth on both holes and take a long sip.
Eric closed his eyes. The feeling was overwhelming. This time it was Sookie trying to extract a bullet ... This time he was drinking that Sookie really aware and consenting to one hundred percent, which came of his own volition in its most profound and precious, and it became part. He felt, in turn, become part of her, slipping into his body drop by drop. Sookie
shook even stronger between the legs and arms, while she sucked vigorously, almost in a trance, and his wounds began to sizzle as the skin and to reform. Even the horrible gash on her cheek was shrinking more and more, giving way to a patch round and pink, newborn skin. Soon even that different colors would disappear.
Sookie gave no sign to stop sucking. Then Eric had to force to detach the wrist from his mouth. He turned his face to her ... her lips, now finally healed, were red with his blood ...

could not resist further. Grabbed her hair and pulled her into his mouth, kissing her. You have not flinched nor tried to dismiss it; sank completely, without reacting to the kiss. With both hands, Eric shook his tousled head of Sookie, gently. The simple contact with his mouth, under the constant gush of hot water, made him shiver with pleasure. He waited, patient, holding her close and move slowly against her, until finally his lips opened up and welcomed him.

Time seems to expand indefinitely, while Eric felt his own blood to Sookie in the mouth and savored the sweet taste and unknown to her.


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Sookie blinked and stretched in bed. He felt a little 'sore but nothing compared to the burning hell endured until the night before. The feeling of soft sheets her skin was wonderful. He would never have believed it possible to appreciate a good sleep so much. He yawned and opened all eyes, smiling at the sunshine filtering through the blinds closed.

- Hello, darling! It 's time to have breakfast, I bet you do not eat for ages! - Exclaimed a male voice very familiar and quite amused.

jumped Sookie that he found himself sitting on the bed. It was then that he realized a number of things all at once: first, he was completely naked. He pulled up the blanket to curl up behind it. Second, there was a tray resting on the table with a cappuccino and a lot of croissants and slices of buttered bread can feed three average American families. Third, Eric was sitting on his bed and, apparently, was not wearing nothing but his pajama pants, which of course did not came further down the knees.
Fourth, it was day. And yet sunny, too, apparently.

- Ch ... ch ... ch ... what are you doing here?
Eric performed in a smile, with its own light.
- I take care of you, as promised - he said.
- We ... did ... ?
- No, unfortunately. I am a gentleman, I do not try to mate with sleeping people.
- E p-then why are you ... ...
- Nude? Well, certainly I could not get back the clothes I wore yesterday ... They were dirty and wet, I would have smeared all over the bed, Sookie. I am a clean person.
Sookie gasped, not knowing what to say or do.
Eric smiled.
- You know you talk in your sleep? You say very interesting things while you sleep.
- But ... But ... but Eric! There is the sun! ... Bruce!
seemed really upset. Continued to move the look him in the half-open window, and again at him, eyes huge, staring, half-hidden behind the cloth tightly around his chest like a shield.

Eric turned to the window and looked at the sunshine dancing through the cracks. He got up and went to throw it open as if nothing had happened. The room was lit with a light crystal and Sookie started, launching a scream chilled. Eric opened his arms and turn the palms of your hands.
- See? I'm not burning - explained. - I do not even nose bleeds. Must all the blood of fairy I swallowed ... make real this time.
Sookie's eyes widened in disbelief.
- How long will the effect last?
He shook his head, but the smile died on his face.
- I have no idea. Maybe for a few hours, perhaps for years. Who knows. But he is' sure that I do not want to waste this opportunity in a locked room, honey.



EPILOGUE



- You two, out of the water!
- Five more minutes!
- But five minutes, three hours, you're red like shrimp, you're crazy? At least come and get you back cream!
- Uff ... yes, mommy ...

Eric Raistan left crestfallen and the waves rose to head down the shoreline, reaching Pam and Sookie at the sheets lying on the sand. Pam lifted his sunglasses on his forehead and raised an eyebrow with exasperated air, resting on the sand its Tru: Blood orange ice correctly.

- Try to control you, really! Blood Fairy is protecting you, it's true, but your skin is more accustomed to the sun! Look. Look what a mess. I want to see how will you lie down tonight Eric Northman. And the same goes for you, Dutch.
- Pam, I was enjoying a day at the beach for more than a thousand years, I feel good. I do not care, this evening. And you, Raistan?
- Ditto. Where's my kite?
- Not the your kite. You glamourizzato that poor child to convince him to give, and I Did I returned. Shame! - Sookie said, looking indignant Raistan.
- not true! I gave it to her own free will! You're a beautiful pain in the ass, I should have left with your little cousins, Sookie Stackhouse. - He said, but smiled and She returned the grin, accompanied by a tongue.

- How come there's no human around? - Eric asked, looking around while the girl sprinkle with sunscreen shoulders and back.
- And did you ask? After the joke of the shark this psychopath? - Pam replied, indicating Raistan again. - Have you seen the mass exodus?

Raistan was giggling. In fact it was great fun, pretend that attach to the back fin and swim under water until it had been a single human bather. He was re-emerged in some distance from the shore just to enjoy the general stampede, but had not escaped the eyes of outraged Sookie and raised eyebrows with Pam. She smiled, though. It was their day, their nature would soon be taken over and they would be again confined in the dark hours of the night. Every moment of light could have won the last. No human was noisy and spoil that moment he felt in Dutch law to turn the situation to their full advantage. Thanks to him had the beach to themselves, I think I deserve at least a little 'gratitude.

- Finished, with this cream? It makes me feel all sticky, it annoys me - he muttered, turning to the girl.
- Better sticky roasted. Come on, go ... children.
- No, on second thought I'm tired. I'll rest a bit '.

The effect of the poison transmitted by bites of the fairies was easing, after a week, but the three vampires were not yet at their full strength, especially Raistan. On his body were still visible signs of their merry feast.
He lay on his towel and covered his eyes with his forearm, Eric, however, looked around, then sat next to Sookie, peering worriedly, which earned him a look of fire by Pam, a beautiful leopard in his costume.

- I'm fine - said the girl, guessing his thoughts, and turning a slight smile, then bent over Van Hoeck and touched his cheek with a kiss. He pulled his arm from his forehead and opened her eyes, looking at her quizzically.
- And this? - Churches, rising on his elbow.
- Did not I still thank you for having diverted their attention from me that day ... and everything else.
- I did not do for you. You were with your deafening screams, that's all. - Said, staring at an indefinite point in front of him.
- I want to thank all the same. And you too, Pam.
The vampire rolled his eyes, but smiled and nodded.
- What about me? I do not deserve any thanks? - Eric asked, feigning indignation that he felt. In fact, Sookie had already expressed his gratitude in a very tangible.
- I thought you did, Mr. Northman ...
- Really? Perhaps you would good to refresh my memory. You know, the old ...
Sookie laughed and wrapped his arms with the shoulders of the Viking, by printing a huge kiss on the cheek.

- That's right?
- start thinking.
- I was wondering ... you did as I asked you, right? You freed Bill?
- Yes. I had my way I would have killed him, you know, but ... I do not want to make you angry.
- could at least go to see how I was ...
- I would prefer a change of air. It was a bit 'try, you know ... I seemed to understand that he chose a pretty place ... exotic .
- Oh.

Raistan was raised.
- Dig a nice tunnel?
The three friends looked at him stunned.
- the same as before? The one with which you made to collapse the castle I had built, exact reproduction of the palace of my father? - Eric growled.
- Um ... agreement, I understand. Then I go for a last swim before returning. Accompany me, inglesina?
- Why not? I hate the feeling of sand glued on him. And you do the good.
The vampire stood up and took his hand in his Raistan. They walked together toward the shore of sea and Sookie smiled, trying night for his friends ... a mixture of affection and compassion. It was not to be nice, knowing you have only a few light days in the sea of darkness that was their life, even if no one spoke.

- He wants to spread a little 'cream to me, Mr. Northman?
- With supreme pleasure, Miss Stackhouse.


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CEMETERY BONTEMPS


The vampire named Bill Compton had been lost for hours hoping to break free from the chains that wrapped like a sausage. Also, the smell of fruit jelly which was held the gave the nausea.
He heard a faint noise coming from the bushes to his right and spun around.

- Hey! Hello? Somebody help me, please!

vegetation emerged from an ethereal figure, wrapped in a beautiful halo of light. He had long blond hair topped by a wreath of flowers, strange slanted eyes and small pointed ears.
- What happened to you, my child? Are you lost? - Said the creature, her voice sweet and sensual.

Then he smiled, and Bill-is-a-bitch Compton cried, because her teeth were long and sharp as a tiny knives.

- END -